Sry I called you an 8
More tranny stories later!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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