I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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