"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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