we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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