found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
try to milk me bitch
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