TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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