honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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