Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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