yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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