between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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