he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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