Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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