i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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