awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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