The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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