I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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