mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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