did you get engaged???
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Alive.
So much puke
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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