i wish there were pregnant emoticons
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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