It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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