omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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