I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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