OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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