It's Friday. Sex?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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