at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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