ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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