Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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