If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
