just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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