Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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