just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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