I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I understand Curling. That high.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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