could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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