Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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