so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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