Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
