Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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