You're completely useless in the revolution.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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