Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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