The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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