I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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