Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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