when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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