What a douche tattoo. The man obviously has a pencil dick so he wouldn't be worth fucking anyway. You wouldn't feel anything and it would be too pathetic.
@ 5:00, dude, we need you to show up at our parties, just so you can be a douche, we can kick you out, and then the girls who were potentially hitting on you will perhaps decide they don't want the guido douchebag. Essentially, you'd be wonderful PR for EVERY OTHER GUY AT A PARTY, except yourself.
I making a new rule, lying on facebook is now a sin. When u say ur gonna make cookies u better make them because all ur doing now is getting an innocent little boys hopes up and then crushing him...thought u should know
The part I find amusing about that is the fact that choking hazards are only ever on small obects someone could only accidently swallow because of their diminuitive size.
There goes any chance of getting laid, regardless of the accuracy of the tattoo, because he's obviously a total idiot. And also very insecure if he needs a tattoo like that. Insecure = not sexy. Probably a two pump chump.
Yeah..because you have the only fuckable pussy in the world.
Get off your high horse, cuntrag.
He likely only showed it to you because a blow job is all he thought you were worth.
you must feel inadequate about your gag reflex. Too bad. If you work on yout deep throat technique you could probably master a decent sized cock and not be afraid to take on a choker
So you actually wanted to fuck him until you saw the tattoo. Which means if he hadn't shown it to you until you were with him somewhere where your pussy was so wet, then you would have probably liked it and sucked his dick and let it in your flappy cunt.
You're still a whore no matter which way you look at it. You are a perfect match for such a douche.
no girl potentially hits on a self-proclaimed douchebag, 9:46. they might amuse themselves seeing how big of dick the guy is, as opposed to how big a dick he thinks he has, but it's not serious.
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