the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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