do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We have so much sex to catch up on
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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