i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Small penises have feelings too.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
