How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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