I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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