why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
meet me or not, i'm out of control
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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