I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize
