He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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