So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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