ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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